Rafe picked up the phone after one ring.
"Hello?"
"Rafe, it's Chaz." Chaz was Rafe's best friend. "You got a minute?"
"I'm kind of busy. Got a meeting in a few."
"This'll be quick."
"OK, shoot."
"If you have phone sex with a guy pretending to be a girl, does that make you gay?"
"Why are you asking me?"
"No reason. I was just working on something and the question occurred to me."
"So I'm, like, your guru of unnatural sex relations or something?"
Nevermind. Forget it." Chaz hung up.
Rafe muttered fag under his breath while he gathered up some manila folders.